Retro Yakking

Dear Kellogg’s (Mr/Mrs. Kellogg?),

I recently purchased one of your Rice Krispy Squares from my local Tesco. Upon unwrapping the product that evening, I discovered that it was not a shape that typifies the Rice Krispy Square. Now, I can accept the fact that this product is in fact not square — more an oblong shape — and am willing to overlook this blatant piece of false advertising on this occasion.

The problem I had with my Rice Krispy Square was that it took a strange L-shaped form. I understand that you may have decided to make your product slightly smaller due to the effects of the credit crunch, but why this unorthodox new shape all of a sudden?

Surely a renaming of the product to “Rice Krispy Ls” would be in order? Please let me know as soon as you can, and I will accept payment for the use of my new copyrighted name by cheque, postal order or Kellogg’s Frosties. Failing that, Corn Flakes with a pint of milk and a bag of sugar will suffice.

Yours hungrily,
Harry Yack, Lancashire

PS. I have enclosed photographs of the offending product for your delectation/disgust.

It is evident from the above photographs that this Rice Krispy Square is clearly L-shaped.

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