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Apr 12 2009

Be touched by His Noodly Appendage this Easter

Published by hindleyite at 2:00 am under Religion Edit This

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - Touched by His Noodly Appendage

Ladies and Gentlemen, on this sacred day, I am here to spread the Good Word of the Lord. Of pasta.

That’s right: this weekend when you’re sitting in Church bored to death because you never wanted to go anyway and would rather be watching the football, consider a conversion to Pastafarianism.

There are no formal rules and there is no big cold place where some old blake blathers on to you about bread and wine and mundane stuff like that, only noodles, and lots of them. Those who have been touched by His Noodly Appendage never look back.

What’s more, there’s a beer fountain waiting for you in heaven, and RAmen to that. Best of all, you get to watch the football! Bloody marvellous.

You know, I feel like spaghetti and meatballs for tea now.

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4 Responses to “Be touched by His Noodly Appendage this Easter”

  1. # melissanon 12 Apr 2009 at 1:16 pm edit this

    Consider me converted!

  2. # drfaustrollon 12 Apr 2009 at 3:29 pm edit this

    I like my gods al dente with a marinara sauce. Of course, on Easter I have no problem with some bloody leg of lamb with devilishly hot mint sauce.

  3. # ashbirdladyon 12 Apr 2009 at 4:29 pm edit this

    Ha ha we all must make this hat too!
    http://www.phobe.com/fsmhat/index.html
    http://www.phobe.com/fsmhat/side_funny.jpg

  4. # jodapoeton 14 Apr 2009 at 9:42 pm edit this

    I’m totally with ya on this one :)

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