Retro Yakking

A company which set itself the goal of creating one million millionaires has reached its goal just thirteen years after its formal launch.

The Million Millionaires Project jumped on the steadily growing internet bandwagon in 1996 and has been a roaring success ever since with just over a billion visitors to its website, certainlynotapyramidscheme.com.

Owners of the MMP announced that they have just this week awarded their millionth separate US one million dollar prize to an unnamed man claiming to be from Nairobi, Kenya. And there are no plans to call a halt to the project just yet, according to founder Alf Hart.

We are proud to announce this millionth scamming, I mean, er, prize. We hope the Million Millionaires Project will continue to fleece, um, award prizes to web surfers for many years to come. Here’s to the two millionth millionaire!

MMP employees hard at work at the Bermuda headquarters.

Hart went on to reassure the public that his project was certainly not a scam run out of Hamilton, Bermuda, and pointed to the three people who have posted positive reviews on the MMP website.

Three satisfied customers can’t be wrong! See, “Excellent website, would buy from again,” that’s one of them, and “Hey I liek yor site come and vsiit mine,” that’s another. Would these people have really left such positive feedback had the project been a scam? — Alf Hart

When asked about the third comment, Mr. Hart said he would rather not read it out loud, but it has been speculated it is something about Viagra, or maybe some sort of defamatory statement. We don’t know, nobody has dared visit their website to find out.

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