May 17 2009
The solution to the Credit Crunch - clear plastic containers
Is the Credit Crunch causing you problems? Struggling to survive on the breadline due to the rising cost of living? Then the Clear Plastic Containers Company have the very solution for you…
Clear plastic containers.
Yes, clear plastic containers, the answer to all your troubles!*
Clear plastic containers have a million and one uses around the home. Refrigerate ‘em. Freeze ‘em. Put ‘em in the microwave. Explode ‘em. Throw ‘em out of the window. Leave ‘em in your pants pocket and accidentally clean them in the washing machine.
Put stuff in ‘em. Got some chicken left over from tea? Put it in a container! Stuff always tastes better out of clear plastic containers, even if it is seven days out of date. And if you don’t feel like eating it, you can always throw it at a Big Issue seller on the street corner.
Kids getting on your wick? Stick ‘em in a clear plastic container and watch their mood magically transform overnight!
Clear plastic containers. Get ‘em while they’re cheap!**
*May not be actual answer. The Clear Plastic Container Company cannot be held responsible for any financial problems that may occur as a result of using clear plastic containers.
**May be more expensive than not buying clear plastic containers.
LOL…love the one about putting the kids in it over night. I’d like to alter that thought and stuff a bunch of dogs from my neighborhood in…maybe that would shut them up for awhile…maybe?
Sandy
I keep lots of my yarn in them, nice cause you can see through them