Jun 26 2009
Michael Jackson isn’t really dead: The age-old rock star conspiracy
Right, now I have managed to settle the legal issues with Mr. Jackson’s solicitor, I can reveal that the Jack Michaelson referred to in the previous post was in fact Michael Jackson. But then you probably knew that already, and if you didn’t you’ve most likely been living on Mars for the past few days.
So here’s the deal. Michael Jackson faked his death in an attempt to sell more records. Indeed, within hours of reports that Jacko had gone to rock and roll heaven, sales of his albums absolutely skyrocketed. Amazon.com had fourteen of MJ’s albums in their top twenty, with Off The Wall hitting the number one spot pretty soon after the news filtered through.
It’s well documented that Jackson needed the money. Most recently, he sold a huge stake in his Neverland ranch, and his debts reportedly exceeded $500million at the time of his death. His comeback tour, which was set to include a staggering fifty nights at the London O2 Arena, would redress the balance somewhat, estimated to be worth $50million. But would it be enough?
Neverland: Jackson was forced to sell a large stake in his California ranch.
Given Jacko’s current state of health, many doubted he would be fit enough to fulfil such a hectic schedule. He was initially angry at authorities for arranging such a tough series of shows, but supposedly agreed in principle to play them. Some say he really needed the cash, but it also raised suspicions amongst the conspiracists that he knew something everyone else didn’t… he never planned to honour the gigs.
Similarly, items from Jackson’s Neverland ranch were auctioned off, only for all sales to be cancelled after revelations the auction had never been authorised. The actions of a frail, desperate man, or yet another publicity stunt?
Of course, all this seems to equally support the theory that Jackson, rapidly falling downhill both mentally and financially, decided to quit while he was still ahead (just about) and committed suicide. New evidence that suggests Jackson was consuming copious amounts of prescription drugs would back this up.
Sadly, all accounts seem to point to an all-too-typical story consistent through rock and roll history: live fast, die (relatively) young. The conspiracy theories are most likely a steaming pile of codswallop, but people believe in sillier stuff - after all, did you see Michael Jackson die? Expect to see these theories debunked once and for all in the coming weeks.
Cha’mone, Yakkers.
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You’re retarded.
You are hilaraious hindleyite! That made my morning! =)
I think he’s still alive, what a strange way to suddenly die for such a big star. There will be MJ sitings all over the world for the next 50 years, wasn’t he supposed to have his body frozen?
i think your all retarded.
he’s dead, i’m sorry but your gonna have to believe it.
i wish this was true…
i wish he would pop out in a concert and surprise everyone…
Right MJ is dead, how come know one can deal with it, he was an amazing man, truly spectacular. But he is long gone now, just let the poor be at rest, all this crap of conspiracies and lie’s is all a load of shit, if you can’t deal with the fact MJ is dead then your sadder then sad, i think MJ is a legend but people need to pay there respects and get on with everything else that is going on in life……………
Here’s the truth. My friend Michael isn’t dead; he’s living with me in my secret bunker up here in Alaska.
“what a strange way to suddenly die for such a big star”
You seem to be forgetting that he’s a person. People have heart attacks, suffer cardiac arrests, or whatever it may indeed have been which caused his death, everyday.
Just because he is this unforgettable iconic figure, doesn’t mean he’s immortal. Which may be why his death has come as such a shock; i know that’s the reason with me. I elevated him to being beyond human and his death brought everything back to reality. And it hurt.
Seriously, even in death, the guy can’t get a break.
Find something else to talk crap about.
can’t you guys just leave the poor guy alone? jeez if he did commit suicide I DON’T FREKIN BLAME HIM I WOULD TOO! jeez honestly I think he died and you need to stop frekin saying crap about him always lying!!! he was frekin tortured by the media and all his life and I wouldn’t even blame him for faking a death either just so you frekin people would leave him alone jeez the media doesn’t know what they’ve done to this poor guy dang son!
which sells more..the michael jackson shows in london or a dead michael jackson? sick i know..but think about it…
why would he fake his death when he would have made more money if he did performe at the O2 than ‘faking’ his death to sell more records!!!!!!
This article is so uncessary.
Yes, of course he has died : (
Along with his (enduring) pain and, by the looks of things, while struggling with a drug addiction.
God bless you Michael.
This article supports alot of peoples views. I think that MJ was and still is a legend… and although i too believe that he has faked his death to get out of his debt problems and the fact he didnt want to do the concerts there is no way of proving it until he is seen/ shows himself….
The only evidence i have to support this is that if you saw his body coming out of the helicopter a few hours after he was reported as dead it didnt seem like a body in that white body bag.. it looked like a plank of wood.. rigor mortis simply wouldn’t have set in that quickly.
Thats my opinion, but i think that people should leave this theory as the man even though he was a twat, was a icon in not only the music industry.. but the rest of the world.
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I agree that although i am a fan of his, i have my doubts of his pronounced dead. Why? Follow me here:
1. When he paid out that 25 million to that 14 year old he shortly after went to Iraq? or somewhere out there.
2. He has also faced court before because he had cancelled out on concerts. (Mind you he was alot fitter back then too so he could have handled it)
3. Afew weeks before his death he also saw a plastic surgeon.
4. At the time of his pronounced death there was a group if Islamics staying at his place which we have heard no mention of since.
5. Doing 50 concerts would not justify even half of his debts
My point is, I believe he saw a plastic surgeon, re-transformed his face again, and has taken off with the Islamics knowing that his pronounced death would make more money than his concerts would have.
u were awsome
I am truly LOL @ all of the comments! I needed to laugh. Thanks! May God bless the Jackson family.
Lets face it, many of us who believed he died are Ok with it. The ones who doubt his death know about Michael’s antics and deep down really love and wish for him to return. So the ones that make fun of the ones who say he faked his death, have some mercy on us as we are only doing so out of love. I think it would be a perfect idea to fake your death the insurance company pays, for the concert.
Memoriabilla, auctions, albums, everything sky rockets and the best of the best is, no one has to work for it. The cash just strolls on in. We love you Michael!!
Yeah !!! you got the best shot with MJ….
hahahahahah!!!
Elvis and Michael Jackson will duet…..
BREAKING NEWS! Michael Jackson is STILL dead!
I have my doubts about MJ’s death too. Even the last photo where they show the attendants working on him - that doesn’t look like him. I mean you can say he looks different because he’s lying down or because they have something over his mouth which I suppose could cause his face to appear fuller by the cheekbones..but what about the nose? It really does not look like his nose. I suppose they could have used a look a like in order to get the real MJ in the hospital safely? I don’t know…maybe I am just hoping that it’s a hoax. He was one of a kind and gave to so many.
can’t you guys just leave the poor guy alone? jeez if he did commit suicide I DON’T FREKIN BLAME HIM I WOULD TOO! jeez honestly I think he died and you need to stop frekin saying crap about him always lying!!! he was frekin tortured by the media and all his life and I wouldn’t even blame him for faking a death either just so you frekin people would leave him alone jeez the media doesn’t know what they’ve done to this poor guy dang son!
He’s doing a come back album on 2012 with tupac, guise!
well i think he is still alive
Listen I just don’t know people really are talking so much abouth him . That you just don’t know what the fuck is going . Maybe he is death maybe noth i don’t know but we well see if he is really alive well but i hope he is en if that is so that people would leave him alone even when he’s gone they just can’t shut up there mounth.
Missing you micheal:(:(
He OBVIOUSLY isn’t dead… why are there SO many differing news stories being forced down peoples throats? Why is there STILL so much controversy over his “death”? For christ sake he wore a germ mask in his own place of residence!?!? You’re gonna try and tell me he had a heart attack or heart failure and that he DIDN’T have a defribulator in his house?!? DOUBT IT he probably had so many precautions and medical supplies in case something happened. What other star wanted an identity change as much as Michael?? No one.. He owed sooo much money, why wouldn’t he fake his death? Why not get the media in it, hell, they did it with 911??? Too many unconvincing COMPLETELY different reports to take your eyes from the truth. Why is it all of a sudden a possible homicide? remember the doctor that couldn’t be found? the reports on CNN of how he died BEFORE he died??? the story about how his casket was missing? marrion barry being 100% non chalant about the whole thing? it makes no sense. so easy to fool people with the media, the more stories the better so people get it engrained in their heads hes dead. He’s obviously somewhere in asia, most likely bangkok, banging little boys legally. I love michaels music, but shit, don’t be naive. Show me the body and I’ll tell you hes dead.
I agree, show us the body…
If Michael Jackson wasn’t dead, why would his own father come on live TV and speak about his own son’s death? And his mother, didn’t you see the memorial for that young man? His mother is known to be a very strong christian Jehovah’s witness, and all those boys were raised as good honest christian men. Michael himself being baptized as one of Jehovah’s Witnesses when he was young. However after he became so popular and with so much pressure where he couldn’t even go out as a normal person to preach anymore he disconnected himself publicly from his faith.
But deep down he had a good heart and remained a honest man whom loved life and wanted to live forever as his faith teaches. It was well published that he suffered from pain after his hair got caught on fire, and had trouble sleeping which can happened to anyone and trusted his doctors with prescription medications like we all do. His doctors no doubt convinced him that it was safe to take this medication to help him sleep especially if they were getting a good sum of money, and one of them gave him to much and he died in his sleep.
Death can happen to anyone no matter how much precaution they take, and the fact that he was very concern about taking care of his health and life showed that he never wanted to die, and would never commit suicide or fake his death. Michael Jackson himself said he wanted to live forever because that is what he was brought up to believe when he was one of Jehovah’s witnesses.
And it is very well known that he loved those children, and was an excellent father. So do you mean also that his little daughter faked that speech at her own father’s memorial? Have you seen that child’s pain, and the pain on his mother’s face and his brothers? So you mean they all fake that pain also? And why would he need to go to Asia to bang little boys as you said? Wouldn’t he be staying home and banging his own two boys? He loved those children more than life itself, you think that honest man would leave those children alone and go to Asia to bang little boys?
Come on now, have some sensitivity and respect for his family if not for him. That was another lie that he was a child molester and pedophile. Those kind of people molest their own children first before they go after anyone else. And Michael Jackson knew that was wrong to do in the eyes of God, and would never do that. He had a child like personality and loved being with children, and that was taken as a means by this Satanic guided world to accuse him of such an evil thing. His accusers wanted money so they got it, but where are they now???
And why do people need to see his dead body? They never showed the dead body of anyone, celibrity or not. It is not something that is done publicly on the news, to show a dead body, this is complete disrespect you are demanding! And you using the expression for Christ sake? Did anyone see Christ dead body? Do you believe he was actually dead and was raised to heaven? And he was perfect, but he died like a man? Do you doubt that? Or do you also believe he faked his own death? For what? Then you are accusing God himself of being a liar.
So please stop your crap, and even though that young man is dead show some respect for his family, his mother and children. They are taking his death very hard, his brothers couldn’t control their tears on national TV. So that is all a fake?? Please just shut up, and leave Michael Jackson alone in God’s Care. When the earth returns to a righteous paradise again as God promises, and God can see his good heart he will be resurrected to live forever as he wanted on this earth. Then all the wicked accusers will be gone, just be concerned that you are not among those whom will be permanently removed from this earth or ever living again!
http://www.michaeljacksonhoaxdeath.com/
go and check the site.
read everything you can read..
and them come up with your own ideas.
now ryan, i dont think he is banging little boys. but i somewhat do believe that this death is a hoax of some kind. and his family and the durn doctors who pronounced him dead, and the corners could be in on it. i mean although michael jackson was in alot of debt, he still had alot of money to pay people to help him and i dont blame him if he did fake his own death. i mean look the man cant even walk down the street without getting mobbed. it is very confusing to me. i have not seen a dead body of mj. nor have a seen a pic of him alive after june 25 2009. so it is just up in the air for me. i dont know what to believe anymore.
he is latoia j
Of course he’s still alive. He’s just messing around with everyone else. Even with his own children. Your post has substance alright and it shows some re-search as well but give it a headline we would all love to hear, use sencionalist retoric, some subjective thoughts and the nasty taste of a tabloid. There. You have your pointless article done.
Well tbh, I was heartbroken when he ‘died’, but ive been having loads of dreams lately about him being alive and that he’s gone into hiding. A tbh I think these are telling me something.
If I was him, I wouldn’t want to live through what he was, all these crap rumors about sexualy harassing kids, the skin bleaching, the plastic surgery. It must of been horrible for him, all these lies.
But if you think about it.
HOW WAS HE ALIVE AND HEALTHY ONE MINUTE, AND DEAD THE NEXT?
Thats one question that NEEDS to be answered.
call me crazy or try to follow me here lol, micheal jackson buys the beatles song rights, micheal jackson dies, not too long after the beatles rock band comes out, … thats going to make alot of money as with all the money coming from all his after death record+merchandise sales….
hindleyite, you’re a freaking retard! MJ’s alive, he was healthy and doc would not have killed him, so say patients! Time of death first was 2:46pm, then 3:15pm, then somewhere on route to hospital? Suspicious! Elvis’ coffin weighed 9oo lbs, faked it, too!
Hey Elvis, your not in Alaska I saw you four years ago in Orlando in a Condo Place. I know your there Elvis you can’t hide forever it’s okay to embrace the public!
I saw Elvis on my holiday to Kerguelen! I swear! No idea what he’s doing there, though.
He isn’t dead.
He went out of country not that long ago to set up household in a 3rd world country, investing money and going into debt before his staged death.
He told Lisa Marie that he was going to die like her father (Elvis.)
Being dead, any taxes, lawsuits, continued harassment from the media would cease.
He had told others that he had over 100 songs locked away in a vault to be released at a later date.
Because of the multitude of impersonators, there would be little problem in walking around without being noticed, or to even go around out of Jackson “Drag”- who’s to say that after the accident that most of his performances weren’t impersonators..I mean, what good reason can you think of to cover up your finger tips other than to mask your finger print.
Although his children were broken up at first, they chewed gum and were relatively unaffected at their fathers funneral. Even Joe continued to push the Jackson bandwagon along, promoting everything Michael.
On top of it all, there was so many changes in the details surrounding his death, it was as if they were trying to tailor the story to what the public wanted to believe or hear. Personally, I would have liked to have had a DNA test on the body matched to the Jackson Family to be sure that the body in question was even Michael’s.
Believe what you want, but I believe he made a grand escape and will be raking in the residuals for years to come…
TO #giggling
The reason his family joined in is bcause he needed the public to believe him they just acted to make it look real. Give it 4 or 5 years he might come out to the public, or he will just keep watching the money rake in slower and slower every year