Oct 08 2009
Earn extra cash with Retro Yakking’s Cash for Wispa Gold service!
Do you have any Wispa Gold bars lying around the house that you do not need? Then earn some money and get rid of your old unwanted chocolate in the process by sending them to me!
That’s correct. For every bar of Wispa Gold you submit, Retro Yakking’s Cash For Wispa Gold service will send you up to five pence or the equivalent in plastic buttons. All you have to do is visit the website, enter the number of Wispa Gold bars you would like to sell, hit submit and the troublesome chocolate is out of your hands!
Once you have fulfilled brief fit and proper persons and IQ tests — which will be so short you won’t even know you’re taking them — our bovine gopher, Harry Yack, will collect the bars from your house. Of course, this means you don’t have to move a muscle except to answer the doorbell! And hand him your Wispa Gold bars. And close the door again. Well alright, maybe you do have to move some muscles, but we assure you it’s as easy as being duped by a dishonest street beggar!
Best of all, it is most definitely not a scam, since Retro Yakking’s Cash For Wispa Gold service is not a registered business anyway. As a result, there are no horrible sales representatives or legal forms involved, and, should you be dissatisfied, there’s not a chance in the world you’ll ever see your money or Wispa Gold bars again. Whoops, did I say that bit out loud?
So don’t delay, send me your Wispas today! Simply visit Cash4WispaGold.co.uk or make out an SAE to the following address:
Harry Yack,
Gullibility Road,
Notascam,
Lancashire
123 XYZ
Retro Yakking’s Cash for Wispa Gold service is definitely not a scam and will not steal Wispa Gold bars right from your kitchen before fleeing to a deserted island until the heat dies down. We will offer a maximum of 5p for each Wispa Gold submitted because that’s all the money we have in the world. Honest.
Wispa Gold = the most confused chocolate bar on the planet. Eating one is like watching one of those documentaries about girls who want to be boys.
Bonjour. We have a selection of Wispa’s finest gold bars in the vending machine at work, I on the other hand am not willing to spend £0.60 plus postage in exchange for 5p! You’re more than willing to come down and destroy the vending machine for them tho haha
You guys don’t know what you’re missing! I have five shiny pence sitting right here on the worktop to anyone who’s willing to cash in their Wispas…
Incidentally, I got another Cash for Gold leaflet through my letterbox just an hour ago. What a whacking great big scam it all is, eh?