Retro Yakking

The Conservative Party have been accused of offering bribes to the programmers of Internet verification system ReCaptcha. Though the Tories deny this, compelling evidence can be found in the fact the program is definitely attempting to subtly and subliminally persuade me to vote for them. Exhibit A:

Seems the Tories have been spying on my Internet usage and identified me as the ‘kind of person that wants to vote Conservative but doesn’t because he feels like he’ll be beaten up by hard blokes in the pub’, namely everyone in Wigan.

It won’t work, though, because their reluctant and belated attempt to embrace the digital revolution is only a pants gimmick to capitalise on Gordon Brown’s complete ineptitude at video blogging. I would much prefer to watch Mr. Brown squirm for X number of years, if only for his creepy smile.

In other words, Mr. Cameron, it isn’t going to work. You’re going to have to smash a load more car windows and punch a load more members of Labour-voting the public before you persuade a working class oik like myself to vote Conservative at the next General Election.

Shall I? Oh, why not.

Gets better every time, doesn’t it? Goodnight, and don’t come within a metre of John Prescott, otherwise you will have nightmares.

HY

Come on, you weren’t expecting me to engage in serious political commentary on this website, were you?

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